getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
i want to pee on you and then suck your hand until it turnes blue, do you like to be peed on?
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Something doesn’t seem right, guys.
I have to reblog this every time I see it.
Everyone from work: Listing different sports they would do at the Olympics.
Me: You know what I would do at the Olympics.
Me: The men's US swim team.